The Adventures of Jesus Christ (Part II)

Author: Frozenfire

Date: February 18, 2003

by Frozenfire
2-18-03
Sigh. Hello Daniel, how have you been.. my son?
I haven't been doing so well, my Lord. My heart is heavy.
Why, my child? What sin have you commited?
Well... I have sexual fantasies about The Teletubbies.
Oh, don't worry about that. So do I.
Oh, good. I thought it was just me.