The Adventures of Jesus Christ (Part III)

Author: Frozenfire

Date: February 18, 2003

by Frozenfire
2-18-03
So then, after I killed the old woman to cover up the evidence, I...
Hold on for just one second.
Have you been hearing this fucking bullshit, Dad? Why can't I just smite him already?
Without him, the alcohol and pornography busniesses would go bankrupt. We can't have the economy ruined.
You are one lucky bastard.
I told you I was good for something.