The Adventures of Jesus Christ (Part V)

Author: Frozenfire

Date: February 18, 2003

by Frozenfire
2-18-03
So Jesus, tell me; what's Heaven like?
Well... let me explain it to you.
.....
Glorious Angels praise my name 24/7, people wear bright robes and play gentle harps, we have fun clean humor, bingo nights, and eternal glory of my Father.
Sounds like a pretty fuckin sissy place to me.
At least no one gets ass-rammed.