So a guy walks into a bar...

Author: Frozenfire

Date: August 8, 2003

by Frozenfire
8-08-03
Meanwhile, in Hell..
You CANNOT be serious.
You died, and Jesus said he'd rather plunge a drill into his head than accept you into Heaven.
but I passed the Trials. I don't belong in hell either.
Maybe you could start your own afterlife? We've got some extra space here that isn't covered in boiling Lava.
The suspense!
I'll take it!
Excellent!