Even filthy creatures of Hell need a little sweet 'lovin.

Author: Frozenfire

Date: August 8, 2003

by Frozenfire
8-08-03
So, whats there to do in this dump, anyway?
Theres plenty! We've got water slides, free nachos, and beautiful women in scantily clad bathing suits!
Well... umm.. lets say you had a skeleton who.. 'swang the other way'?
No problem! Your new deity, Dan, makes sure everyone gets loving!
Hey there, hot stuff.
Nice boner.