Joe Cop #7 - An unnatural fear

Author: Fry_cook_boy

Date: October 6, 2006

by Fry_cook_boy
10-06-06
And you say that there is a great evil in your house right now and it's threatening your life?
That's right laddie it's a tremendous beast with no face and it's been snarling something about wanting me life.
I think we should wait for my backup to arive.
I can't wait, the beast has got me dander up, I'm going back in and it'll be him or me.
Oh it's just you, I guess I can cancel the backup. What happened to Mr. O'Keefe?
I locked him in the closet and ran. I just came in to talk to him about his future and he went berserk. It's almost as if he has an unnatural fear of life insurance.