TimTeen: A Pubic Odyssey (Credit to Metuz for the name idea)

Author: Funkzilla

Date: June 12, 2004

by Funkzilla
6-12-04
There comes a special time in every boy's life...
"I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys R' Us kid! HAHAHAHA I ROOL!"
"In news today, the steady rise in pre-teen pubic hair sightings has become a frightening epidemic. Stay tuned for that, and will Turdferguson EVER find his marbles? We have details up next!"
...when things that were once soft and bare...
"I'll never grow hair on my balls, I'm too much of a man for tha...oh...stupid lint in my pants....I'll just pull it ou-
...become thick and hairy
"BE STRONG HONEY!"
*Sirens*