All comics by Funkzilla

 

by Funkzilla
6-11-04
Funk is bored
What could I possibly do that would make this comic funny?
Funk enlists the aid of Psxdude
....Let's go piss on the White House lawn
ALERT STATUS RED
That's what they all say.
I swear...the drunk Canadian Dinosaur made me do it.....
I SMELL BACON

 

by Funkzilla
6-11-04
This is Plat.
Plat doesn't talk much.
.....PLEASE HELP, THE DRUNK CANADIAN IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME!
Like I said, Plat doesn't talk much.
This is what I get for owning at SOCOM 2...
Now what did we learn today?

 

by Funkzilla
6-11-04
Tim likes to play SOCOM 2.
TIM, STOP SHOOTING AT ME! I'M ON YOUR TEAM!
N00BS!@
Tim is 12 years old, and also likes to play sports in his spare time.
Don't leave you queer!
Sorry guys, I have to go play basketbaseball as my alter ego Kareem Timbariaparrah
What Tim really does in his spare time.
But mommmm I don't want to clean up the dog poo on our front lawn.
Keep complaining and I'll make you EAT it up.

 

by Funkzilla
6-11-04
Lenny and Matt are best friends.
Lenny: "Dude, I just took a dump on the floor."
LMAO!!
.......
......
"Dude, your cat's breath smells like dick."
"So that's what inter-species mating smells like."

 

by Funkzilla
6-11-04
Funk talks with Forthy.
"So, what's up in Alberta?"
"Hmmmm, why does he care?"
Forthy is scared.
"There's women right? Lot's of women? and Beer...they'll be beer right? Beer and women...and DORITOS!! THERE GOTTA BE SOME DORITOS!!"
"He'd better not come here...."
Funk and Saunders
"So where are we walking to?"
"Alberta. Forthy has beer and bitches!"

 

by Funkzilla
6-11-04
Scooter meets Lenny.
"So.....you're Scooter."
"STFU!"
Scooter is scared of Lenny.
"SO this one time, I was taking a...wait OMFG THAT'S TIM'S MOM!"
"STFU!....I mean....I CALL FIRSTIES!"
A match made in heaven.
"Hey baby. So do you like.....stuff?"
"Metuz doesn't pay me to speak."

 

by Funkzilla
6-11-04
The never ending debate.
"EA>SEGA!"
"SEGA>EA!"
It keeps going and going and..
"EA SPORTS>SEGA SPORTS!"
"SEGA SPORTS>EA SPORTS!"
Lost marbles?
"Wait....why are you destroying that poor robot with a laser beam?"
"He stole my marbles..."

 

by Funkzilla
6-11-04
Sickness and Turdferguson talk about stuff.
"Coffee, good sir?"
"I wonder what would happen if I poured draino in a birdbath?"
Interesting
"I prefer decaf, but some people find that it just doesn't have the same kick."
"So if I mix baking soda with gasoline, it'll make the birds poop out diamonds. OMFG! RANDOM ANGELFIRE SITES ARE NEVER WRONG!"
NO LIES?
"WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?"
"I'm an only child"

 

by Funkzilla
6-11-04
The end?
"SEGA SPORTS>EA SPORTS!!!@#@2"
"Ok fine....you win."
OMG!
"SEG....wait...really? That's awesome!"
"I was kidding you silly dillhole. Now accept that EA>Sega or you'll NEVER get your marbles back!"
It keeps going and going and going and going...
"NEVER!!!....hey, why is the background white all of a sudden?"
"Budget restrictions..."

 

by Funkzilla
6-11-04
A typical day at Matthewt's
"Mmmmmm goatse..."
Msn message: OMG D00D I LOSTED IN A E-FEAD MACH!!2"
Later that day
"Mmmmmm goatse...wait why is the door open?"
(From outside) "D00D CHEK IT OUT HOLMES!@"
An univited guest
"Holy crap, it's Flashbang. I thought you ate a truckload of chocolate laxatives and shat yourself to death?"
"I LEIK BUNY RABITS"

 

by Funkzilla
6-12-04
Metuz is funny. And he likes to travel.
I VONDER VHAT I KAN DEW TODAY.
He's also a curious little monkey....
Hmmmm I hope "DO NOT PRESS" means "PRESS REPEATEDLY"!
...which often gets him into lots of trouble..
OH SHNAP!

 

by Funkzilla
6-12-04
Plat is always such a calm fellow.
"Chocolate"
Everyone always wonders why he's so laid back.
"Plat....dude....I just got wasted and ran over your dog with my truck. I'm soooo sorry dude..."
"Meh"
Who knew?
So, you want some more "Stuff"?
"Candy for brain"

 

by Funkzilla
6-12-04
Somewhere in the Canadian wilderness between BC and Alberta...
Saunders: So, remind me again why we're walking all the way to Alberta?
Funk: Beer and bitches....and Forthy. He's hawt.
Trouble?
AHHHH!!
Whoa.....what?....hello? It was a joke! I'm not homosexual....damnit. I wonder what got into him, oh well. To Alberta I g-
The end?
Aw crap....

 

by Funkzilla
6-12-04
There comes a special time in every boy's life...
"I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys R' Us kid! HAHAHAHA I ROOL!"
"In news today, the steady rise in pre-teen pubic hair sightings has become a frightening epidemic. Stay tuned for that, and will Turdferguson EVER find his marbles? We have details up next!"
...when things that were once soft and bare...
"I'll never grow hair on my balls, I'm too much of a man for tha...oh...stupid lint in my pants....I'll just pull it ou-
...become thick and hairy
"BE STRONG HONEY!"
*Sirens*

 

by Funkzilla
6-12-04
IT NEVER ENDS!
Turdy: SEGA>EA!!!
Funk: *Sigh* EA>SEGA....but Sega has YOUR MARBLES!
Or does it?
"Ok, **** this then"
"Bitch"
Doh
Cornell: AVS>CANUCKS!!!
Kill me now...

 

by Funkzilla
6-12-04
Funk likes to play SOCOM 2.
"Funk, don't leave...you stupid douchebag!"
"**** SOCOM! I'M NEVER PLAYING IT AGAIN!"
Funk is an angry man.
"You say that every da-
"Tv go CLICK"
The one....the only...
"No way! It's Sam Van Dam!"
"Dude, I'm going to go drink a Canadian beer and get hammered. Come with or die."

 

by Funkzilla
6-12-04
SECRETS
Psx: So Funk....we're going to hang out when I move to Vancouver, right?
Funk: Well...there's something I haven't told you about yet. I'm really a fat 40 year old who likes to wear masks.
MAH GAWD!
.....
I brought you flowers....
....
....Vancouver sucks.
HEY! GET BACK HERE!

 

by Funkzilla
6-12-04
Metuz needs money.
"Douchebags for sale...come get your douchebags. I got douchebags here!"
OMG it's Plat!
"Tim sister for sale?"
"No Plat, you'll have to talk to La Tigra about her. I'm selling douchebags. Surely someone like you couldn't go without a douchebag!"
Callllmmmm like an occeeeaaan breeeeze
"Coco beans."
Should I expect any less?

 

by Funkzilla
6-12-04
What's HE doing here?
Stupid Saunders running away from the eraser........what the f- SAM??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS?
Don't say "Got lost looking for Kansas" don't say "Got lost looking for Kansas"...
Silly American
He's scary when he's not drunk.
"I got lost looking for Kansas"
"Aw **** this I'm going back to Vancouver to find bitches with Psxdude."
"But.....I brought cheese!....CHEESE!"

 

by Funkzilla
6-12-04
So people wanted me to make another comic....
You can all suck my ****.
I'd hate to dissapoint my fans....
**** you.
Like I did with this comic...
Lenny, Matt, and Metuz are *****es.

 

by Funkzilla
6-13-04
Lenny is a funny old chap
......
"THIS ONE TIME, I TOOK A DUMP ON THE FLOOR AND LOL IT STUNK"
Lenny still scares Scooter
"Screw this, I'm going to find me a bitch with no gag reflex"
"AND THEN I WENT TO CLEAN IT UP, BUT SLIPPED IN IT LOL"
10 minutes later
"So...you're Tim's sister."
"Metuz doesn't pay me to talk."

 

by Funkzilla
6-13-04
Funk and Turdy have a conversation.
"Isn't it funny how people's opinion of you change...just because they don't like your opinion on something?"
"Yes....quite."
Great minds think alike.
Fuck HBK....
Fuck HBK....
"And you know what else is funny? How the same people disregard your reasoning just because they don't agree with it."
"God bless the Internet...."

 

by Funkzilla
6-13-04
Waiting for stuff sucks.
"Holy fuck, I can't wait for Spiderman 2. 15 days and its in my hands!"
"The Lakers suck"
The anticpation is killing me.
"It's gonna be like GTA: Spidey, and you can do all kinds of crazy shit. TWO FUCKING YEARS I've been waiting!"
"Uh....did I mention the Lakers suck?"
IGNORE'D
"The first thing I'm going to do is climb up a hughe bulding and.....hey....what are you doing here?"
"Fucking Canadians..."

 

by Funkzilla
6-13-04
Psx and juniorspank have a little chat.
"ALERT STATUS RED!"
"ALERT STATUS RED!"
......
"......"
"......"
CANADUH: Part 1
"I hear that Funk has beer and bitches."
"I'm there."

 

by Funkzilla
6-13-04
The internet comedy Gods/Strip creators speak out.
"So, should we tell Funk the truth yet?"
"What? That his comics blow and at the same time still somehow manage to suck?"
...or do they?
"Yeah.....the stupid Canadian wouldn't know what hit him....MWOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA...I bet he likes to rape Mooses and all that junk."
"Yeah...or not."
O_o
"You know what? why don't you just leave...NOW!"
"Dude...I'm a fucking computer...."

 

by Funkzilla
6-14-04
Funk bumps into Scooter
"Hey Scooter, what's up man?"
"JOM BRIX"
Scooter was always good with words
"So wait....are you calling me fat?"
"LOFL"
This comic made no sense what so ever.
"Sombrero"
"CHEE CHEE!"

 

by Funkzilla
6-14-04
Hmmmmm
"Apparently I need more female content in my comics. So I have a special guest here for you today...."
"N00B!@ I'm not a gurl, I have a PUBIC HAIR NOW SO I'M A MAN, MAN!"
Ahhhhh kids these days.
"No Tim, you pulled it out and then passed out on the way to the Hospital....I hardly call that man like."
"Screw you, I'm telling mom."
Owned?
"Tell her I'll be by to pick her up around 6."
"I've had her. 3.5/10"

 

by Funkzilla
6-14-04
Vipey>You
"Hey everyone. This is Vipey. We all know Vipey. Vipey rocks the cock."
"Yo what's crackin' Funkster?"
Swerve?
"Tim's self esteem!"
"Man that was weak. And uh....you do realize that my skin isn't black.....right?"
This comic sucked.
"....Damn. So you're white....I need some booze."
"I'M INVISIBLE!"

 

by Funkzilla
6-14-04
Alert Status Red
juniorspank: "Marshmallows and blueberries are bad bed fellows."
Psxdude: "So, this is what happens when a comic strip creator runs out of ideas.........cosmic."
Vipey wanted to look like Eminem
Vipey: "NEVER FEAR, THE AMAZING VIPER IS HERE!!!"
Cornell: ".....remember...the guy was dead when we got here, right?....RIGHT?"
: (
"We are gathered here today to honor the death of Funk's comic making career."
"I fucked your sister last night you stupid cunt"

 

by Funkzilla
6-14-04
Scooter: "Ok...so where the fuck are we going?"
Funk: "Turns out that Huck and Tim found out I was going to make fun of Cornell in a comic.....so they started sending me bomb threats and cheerios."
"No fucking way! Cheerios? Good God man....that's some scary shit. So remind me again where we're going..."
"How should I know? I'm following you."
"Stupid drunk...."
"Wait....we're still gonna fuck, right?"

 

by Funkzilla
6-14-04
Funk: "So....how are things?"
Turdy: "Why would YOU care?..."
"I don't, I just want to get into your mom's pants."
"Dude, my Mom died years ago...."
It keeps going and going....
"Really? fuck dude....I'm sorry....I didn't mean it."
"Hahahaha PSYCHE.....SEGA>EA"

 

by Funkzilla
6-14-04
Lenny is funny
Funk: "Matt is a douchebag."
Lenny: "THIS ONE TIME, I WAS LOOKING FOR CRUMBS ON THE FLOOR..AND I FOUND A CONDOM AND LICKED IT LOL"
"Now I know where your mother gets it from."
"She taught me well."
Meanwhile, in Montreal.
Matt: "Just promise me you'll be gentle this time. Fluffy doesn't like it rough."
Plat: "Kitty go meow"

 

by Funkzilla
6-15-04
Timmy Tim is being a naughty little boy
"Ohhhh yeah baby, that's the way I like it!"
"Why am I getting a fuzzy feeling in my abdomen? This is scary."
SWERVE
"And the Lakers are ahead by 4"
"I can't take it anymore! I'm going to the bathroom!"
45 years later
"OMG...you're Satan!"
"You are a sad, sick little child. Do you know that?"

 

by Funkzilla
6-15-04
Funk: "Don't you hate it when you have a great idea, then forget about it in the morning?"
Psx: "Booze and tylenol again?"
"Perhaps"
"Indeed"
Fuck
"I just wasted a minute of your time, didn't I?"
"Yeah, that's what Tim's sister said last night."

 

by Funkzilla
6-15-04
Tim wakes up to a surprise.
"What's this? why are my pants all sticky on the inside? MY STOMACHE EXPLODED!! MOMMMMM"
"Yes dear?"
Awkward/10
"I'm scared. I fell asleep watching Richard Simmons workout videos, and then I woke up with a sticky stain in my pants."
"It's ok honey, let mommy clean it up."
o_O
"But cleaning up means happy time, and happy time is actually far from happy. It's dark and scary."
"Maybe to you it is."

 

by Funkzilla
6-15-04
ITS A MARIO
"So apparently there aren't any douchebags with a red hat and a moustache in these comics?"
"I know, I could hardly believe it myself."
JESUS HAS A DIRTY MOUTH
"Whoa....what just happened."
"You blacked out. This is what happens when you drink too much, bitch."

 

by Funkzilla
6-15-04
To start off, we have Funk the Canadian drunk. He likes his women the same way he likes his alcohol: Old, and hard.
So then I'm like "OH NO YOU DIDN'T" and she's all like "Dominoes Pizza how may I help you?" .....um...wanna buy some beer and watch hockey naked?
"Buy me some doughnuts and I'm yours forever."
And how can we forget Scooter?
*Burp*
"Let's fuck"
And how can we forget "Mr.Smooth" himself, Plat.
"Yo quiero taco bell"
"Make it quick, Tim needs me home by 7."

 

by Funkzilla
6-15-04
This is Joeitit. He's known as Huck by most of us, but his real name is Nick Huckleberry.
"So this time in school, a sub called me Nick FUCKleberry LMAO!"
"Wait....so your first name is Nick?"
Score 1 for the Funkster
"....yes....why?"
"Dick Fuckleberry LOFL"
Much <3 4 Huck
"....you suck."
"So does your mom, and I love her for it."

 

by Funkzilla
6-15-04
Lenny and Scooter
So then I'm like "Will you shit on my chest?" and he's like "For the last fucking time, do you want fries with that????"
You no longer scare me, Lenny.
GO SCOOTER!
.....this can't be happening. So what DOES scare you then?
Nothing.....except for one thing.
Silly trix, kids are for rabbits.
And what would that be? Ja-Rule during "That time of the month"?
Nope.....when Psxdude turns me into an old man.

 

by Funkzilla
6-15-04
Many years ago, a nearly bankrupt 2nd rate videogame company stole the one thing they needed to get ahead....
"Now that we have Turdferguson's marbles, we shall be unstoppable. Hahaha..hahaha....HAHAHA."
"Yes, unstoppable. All superior videogame developers will fear us for eternity. HAHAHAHAH!"
Searching for answers, Turdy first visits the Canadian squirrel known only as "juniorspank"....and Matt....yeah...he goes by Matt too.
"So I woke up one day, and they were GONE. Just like that."
And I thought Funk was bad....
After not finding any answers, Turdy is forced to head West in hopes of finding the warrior "Funkzilla" and his superior EA Army. Along the way, he bumps into a familiar face.
Forthy: "Wait....you're looking for Funky Drunk who smells like Skunk? I don't think so! You ain't going ANYWHERE until we sort this out!"
"Ok.....you do realize that we're standing on the sky, right?"

 

by Funkzilla
6-16-04
Funk and Forthy talk about the ladies
So then I'm all like "YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?" and she's all like "Sir for the last time, your cable bill is overdue."
Yeah that's great Funk. I got a 1 second hug the other day from "her".
.......
Yeah.....and?
...I never get a 1 second hug.....
..........HIGH FIVES!
....HELLO!
....HELLO!

 

by Funkzilla
6-19-04
Funk and Plat
"You know what I hate? midgets....what have they done for ME lately? With their shortness....and being short...little good for nothing punks."
"I think you might have an anger problem on top of the drinking thing, Funkster."
"Problem? the only problem I see is people like you saying I have a problem. THAT's where I see a problem...with problem people like you."
"At least with the drinking problem you have it all out of your system by the morning after."
"Yeah, that's what she said."
"Fucking Canadian"

 

by Funkzilla
6-19-04
This comic is all about Plat.
"I hate you Funk."
Plat is my homie
"Whoa.....Funk what the hell are you doing to my tribute comic?"
"KOTHOGA"
....
"Ok....now where the hell am I? Funk, are you trying to tell me something?...Funk....why aren't you wearing any pants?"
"How can something so wrong feel so right?"

 

by Funkzilla
6-21-04
Funk still hasen't found a women that does not bore him.
Funk, you complete me.
So then I'm like "Hugh Janus? more like HUGE ANUS LOFL"
He can't find one with good humor.
Your eyes, mouth, and face say no...but your body says yes.
So do you want the pancakes or not pal?
Aw fuck it....he's just self absorbed.
Lets never fight again.
Funk....why are you talking to your hand?

 

by Funkzilla
6-21-04
Funk and Smoo
"So, how 'bout them Cards eh?"
"You Canadian people actually watch baseball? DUDE that is so jom."
.....
.....
SCOOTER
"That Funk...I think he has some mental problem thing...."
"I blame it on the Canadian beer."

 

by Funkzilla
6-24-04
One day in Tim's room, something happens.
"HE'S FAT AND HE DON'T RUN TOO FAST, BUT HE'S FASTER THAN.....what the f-"
"What is it honey bunny?"
Here he comes to save the day?
"Something just popped in my pants. It was like a thud noise. AND NOW THERE ARE TWO LUMPS UNDER MY PEE PEE...I THINK I HAVE CANCER WAAAAAH!"
This is beyond my help, I think I know who can help.
"So this happy dust, it'll make the droopy pea pods go away, right?"
Metuz: "Uh....whatever you say."

 

by Funkzilla
7-05-04
"Funkzilla-Man, Funkzilla-Man...does whatever a drunk Godzilla can...SPINS A BOTTLE, ANYTIME, IT MAKES NO SENSE BUT I LIKE TO RHYME.."
"What's crackin', Funker?."
"Tim's voice?"
"That was weak...."
"That's what she said.."
"So, are you TRYING to diss yourself or something?"

 

by Funkzilla
7-10-04
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

 

by Funkzilla
7-31-04
The end
WTF? It's over already? You've lost it, Funk. You've lost it.....
Yeah, that's what she said.
.....
....
.....
Beer and bitches?
Beer and bitches!

 

by Funkzilla
8-09-04
Funk talks with Turdy.
EA is full of fucktards.
It's what I've been saying all along.
O_o
You also said that the sky was blue....
....Um...the sky IS blue.
Owned
Then how come when I look up, its greenish grey?
Well that would be because you're looking at the CEILING...

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