Sam Van...Drunk???

Author: Funkzilla

Date: June 12, 2004

by Funkzilla
6-12-04
Funk likes to play SOCOM 2.
"Funk, don't leave...you stupid douchebag!"
"**** SOCOM! I'M NEVER PLAYING IT AGAIN!"
Funk is an angry man.
"You say that every da-
"Tv go CLICK"
The one....the only...
"No way! It's Sam Van Dam!"
"Dude, I'm going to go drink a Canadian beer and get hammered. Come with or die."