The Salesman part 1

Author: Funkzilla

Date: June 12, 2004

by Funkzilla
6-12-04
Metuz needs money.
"Douchebags for sale...come get your douchebags. I got douchebags here!"
OMG it's Plat!
"Tim sister for sale?"
"No Plat, you'll have to talk to La Tigra about her. I'm selling douchebags. Surely someone like you couldn't go without a douchebag!"
Callllmmmm like an occeeeaaan breeeeze
"Coco beans."
Should I expect any less?