And the idea came back to me

Author: Funkzilla

Date: June 15, 2004

by Funkzilla
6-15-04
Tim wakes up to a surprise.
"What's this? why are my pants all sticky on the inside? MY STOMACHE EXPLODED!! MOMMMMM"
"Yes dear?"
Awkward/10
"I'm scared. I fell asleep watching Richard Simmons workout videos, and then I woke up with a sticky stain in my pants."
"It's ok honey, let mommy clean it up."
o_O
"But cleaning up means happy time, and happy time is actually far from happy. It's dark and scary."
"Maybe to you it is."