Cultural Differences

Author: Funkzilla

Date: June 15, 2004

by Funkzilla
6-15-04
To start off, we have Funk the Canadian drunk. He likes his women the same way he likes his alcohol: Old, and hard.
So then I'm like "OH NO YOU DIDN'T" and she's all like "Dominoes Pizza how may I help you?" .....um...wanna buy some beer and watch hockey naked?
"Buy me some doughnuts and I'm yours forever."
And how can we forget Scooter?
*Burp*
"Let's fuck"
And how can we forget "Mr.Smooth" himself, Plat.
"Yo quiero taco bell"
"Make it quick, Tim needs me home by 7."