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by FurySpawN
9-02-04
Hmmm... Apparently you've gotten a letter from the RIAA and one from the FCC.
But I bought those MP3s!
You're being served a subpoena for the Amy Tape. Something about infringement and illegal acts of lewdness...
FFS! There is no Amy Tape!
Oooh, here's one from Howard Stern. He wants your babies.
...

 

by FurySpawN
9-02-04
Stop the violence! Make love, not war!
Dude, it's 2004, not the '60s.
Shut the **** up before I kick your ****ing ***!
...
Ow...
Say hello to my little friend.

 

by FurySpawN
9-02-04
The beginning...
Hello, my name is Manuphoben Fury. I'd like to tell you a little bit about myself.
First, I'm a ninja. A very sneaky one.
We are transported to a dark canyon, where a blonde is standing around pointlessly.
Behold the ninjutsu.
OMG LIEK IS NE1 HERE LOLZ?!
See? Powerful ninja.
OMG LIEK I M NAKED LOLZ!! WHER R MY CLOTHZ LOLZ?!

 

by FurySpawN
9-02-04
Besides being a ninja, I'm also a pirate.
Yarr, mateys.
Yarr, avast ye wench!
OMG LIEK U R SO NOT A PIRUT LOLZ!! PIRUTZ R BAD N STUFF K THX BYE!
Yarr. I be wielding my blade, ya saucy sea trollop.
OMG LIEK I M DAID LOLZ!!

 

by FurySpawN
9-02-04
As a pirate, I have secret powers, because pirates are inherrently cool. Yarr. And silence, wench.
OMG LIEK R U BRB LOLZ?! I G2G K THX BYE!
We are transported to a kindergarten classroom.
Yarr.
Class, we have a very special guest today.
Krakow. Yarr. Ye be fearing my piratey magic.
I'm not getting paid enough for this.

 

by FurySpawN
9-02-04
Yarr, this be how it's done, lads and lassies. FUEGO!
The next faculty meeting I'm giving them bloody hell.
Yarr, so besides being super-cool and über-powerful, I'm extremely suave.
Everybody is always trying to hack my style.
Yeah, so I'm thinking you're good for Anakin Solo in Episode 13. I'm having trouble with your take on the character though. You can't run around massacring Jawas. Tusken maybe. More whining, too.
Dude, don't even mess with me, Lucas. I am not your average fanboy.

 

by FurySpawN
9-02-04
In a deserted alley...
More recently, I'm also a target for alien hate crimes.
Using my incredible translation skills, I can deduce his illogical noise to be: Pig waffle snortzblat hiking buy now.
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I think he may be attempting to hit me. Must... withold... death... Think... of... the... baby... aliens...
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by FurySpawN
9-02-04
The battle rages on...
dodges the Slime's attack.
Miss!
readies Ninjutsu: Tenokô...
readies Halitosis...
hits the Slime with Ninjutsu: Tenokô for 6,942 damage.
takes 6,942 points of damage, and is defeated.

 

by FurySpawN
9-02-04
The little piece of dorm I call home...
Besides the aliens, the only other thing about me is the fact I have a holy quest to save the world from annoying people.
Knock, knock.
Yeah, what can I help you with?
Dude, so like do you wanna go pick up some chicks and SCORE, mang?! Ha, we could get some beer and get LAID, dude!!
I'll be right back.
Holy crap, mang! We need to get some BOOTY! Heh, get some BOOTY!!! 'Cuz I'm like the Masta Pimpinator! And I'm BOOTY-freaking-licious!

 

by FurySpawN
9-02-04
C'mon, dude! It's SCORING time! Get drunk, knocked up, do some banging, yeah! Oooh, 6 o'clock! Check out that BUM! HAWT!
Yarr.
Whoa, man. Flossing the earring is fly and all, but the doo rag and the Captain Hook getup is so noob-lame.
Grrr... Must... control... channel... rage... Yarr... can't... stop...
You gotta be f'ing kidding me. LAME! Dude, you're not gonna get any booty like that!

 

by FurySpawN
9-02-04
FUEGO!
What the shizznit...?! What the heck is that supposed to mean?! You're such a NOOB!
Yarr.
The end, but only To be continued...
Slam!
It burns us precious...!

 

by FurySpawN
9-02-04
The Middle Ages.
Oh fair damsel, wouldst that thou be mine betrothed. Doest thou wish to knit thine heart with mine?
Oh brave knight, thou doest stir mine heart in mine bosom to great soarings of love! Aye, I wouldst be thine!
The '60s.
Whoa... I totally dig you, baby... You're one groovy chick!
Whoa... That'd be righteous to be your steady, Daddy-o...
Present Day.
OMGLOL!!! URHAWT!!! HAFMYBEBES!!!
LIEKOMG!!! W/EN00B!! KTHXBYE!!!

 

by FurySpawN
9-03-04
The next day, while walking home, our hero is confronted by a sniveling tweenie.
Dude, I need to get by. Move, please.
Hey, man, *sniffle*, can you give me $10? I need to buy some batteries for my NGage.
No. Shinde kudasai.
Hey! I asked nice! Gimme all your money now, or I...I'll hurt you. I'll hurt you bad!
Your mommy's gonna be mad when she has to wash your shirt.
I'll chop you up with my authentic Lich-mage death-scythe! Look it even has "real" blood on it!

 

by FurySpawN
9-03-04
Continued from before...
Hey, I think you spilled some mustard on your shirt with the ketchup.
Nooooo! It's REALLY real blood!
Do you see these? These are my licenses to carry concealed weapons, and flip out and kill stuff.
So?! I've got a real Lich-mage death scythe! I'll cut you up and make you bleed! My NGage demands blood sacrfice... Blip, blip...
Okay, now you're starting to annoy me.
I'll cut your spleen out and serve it still beating to my NGage!

 

by FurySpawN
9-03-04
Now you've done it. I'm going to have to kick your butt for saying "NGage" more than once in a conversation.
My NGage will help me destroy you!
I'm gonna pimp-slap you back to Super NES, baka.
Mommy!
readies Ninjutsu: Tenokô...
Mommy, mommy, mommy...!

 

by FurySpawN
9-03-04
The tweenie dastardly fled, our hero prepares for the next move of the malevolent powers that be...
moves and interrupts his aim.
Yo.
Hey ****tard, I heard you tried to beat up my brother! I'm gonna ****ing kick your *****-***, you *****!
Is that an X-Box controller?
Don't **** with me, candy-*** *****! I'm more HALO than ****ing Master Chief!

 

by FurySpawN
9-03-04
The drama unfolds...
Did I enter the screening area for Open Mic Night at the local LAN club?
Y+X+down, down, R+L+up, up! HA! GOD-MODE! X, down, right, Y, left, up! UNLOCK ALL WEAPONS!
readies Ninjutsu: Saru...
Bring it on, pansy-*** mother-****er! Your *** is mine, *****!
hits the X-Box Addict with Ninjutsu: Saru for 0 points of damage.
Pwnt.

 

by FurySpawN
9-03-04
The primary confrontation finished, the two combatants examine the situation...
It saddens me that you lost your 'fro.
Bananas...
To keep you from suffering, I'm going to vaporize you.
Bananas...
You're not listening are you? Yarr.
Banana...

 

by FurySpawN
9-03-04
The battle draws to a denouement...
readies Ninjutsu: Nezumi...
Chiquita...Bananas...
hits the X-Box Addict with Ninjutsu: Nezumi for 0 points of damage.
Zap!
...or does it?
Yarr, I be using the wrong Ninjutsu! 'Tis what happens when me piratey self be messing with them dark sneaks' powers.
Squeak...?

 

by FurySpawN
9-03-04
The battles "rages" on!
I'll still turn ye into shark bait, ya wench! Yarr!
Quiero queso, por favor, Señor Pirata.
FUUUUEEEE...!
¿Por qué dice usted, "was", en Español?
Burninated. To be continued...
...GOOOO!
Veo por qué ahora. Gracias, Señor.

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