Manuphoben Fury -- Ep. 2: The Trouble with Tweenies, Part 1

Author: FurySpawN

Date: September 3, 2004

by FurySpawN
9-03-04
The next day, while walking home, our hero is confronted by a sniveling tweenie.
Dude, I need to get by. Move, please.
Hey, man, *sniffle*, can you give me $10? I need to buy some batteries for my NGage.
No. Shinde kudasai.
Hey! I asked nice! Gimme all your money now, or I...I'll hurt you. I'll hurt you bad!
Your mommy's gonna be mad when she has to wash your shirt.
I'll chop you up with my authentic Lich-mage death-scythe! Look it even has "real" blood on it!