You use the window, shaving cream, and Tooshy

Author: Game_Master

Date: June 17, 2002

by Game_Master
6-17-02
You rub the shaving cream on Tooshy, forming a little Abe Lincoln hat and beard.
You open the window and with a lot of effort push Tooshy out, sure that anyone who sees Honest Abe back from the dead is sure to call the police. Half a second later, though, a thought strikes you.
I'm on the seventh floor.
Grief stricken over killing both your pet priest and the preserver of the union, you take your life with the remaining shaving cream.