You show Mr. Deep Bellows he ain't the boss of you

Author: Game_Master

Date: July 2, 2002

by Game_Master
7-02-02
You take off the blindfold and see that Mr. Deep Bellows is none other than Psychotic-Evil-Lava-Pouring-Masturbating Genius. He's eyeing you intently while masturbating on his Segway a mere feet away.
It all adds up now!
Looking up higher, you see Hench Wench One head wrestling Hench Wench Two on a tall scaffold.
Your head too big. Not fair fight.
Your head not exacree grape size you know.
Looking up higher still, you see a large cauldron of lava directly above you. And it's starting to tip! --Leap towards PELP MG --Run up the scaffold --Rethink your past assumptions about lava