Sleeping Under the Kitchen Table, by GL

Author: GentLoser

Date: May 15, 2003

by GentLoser
5-15-03
Under the Influence, life is one big misunderstanding...
So, I was thinking about cutting back on the debauchery. You know. I'm getting older every day.
Are you serious!? My god GL that is great! We should hang out...see a movie maybe?
I thought you said you'd never date a crackhead like me?
Well, I'm warming-up to the idea, you're gonna dry-out. Some of that natural charm is finally gonna shine through!
What are you talking about? I meant I'm gonna stop driving drunk and walk to the bar instead. Look, if I get on a liver donation list early, I have nothing to worry about. I got it covered baby.
They abort babys every day, but people like you are still born. God I hate you.