How Jesus Got His Groove Back

Author: GimpChimp

Date: June 15, 2002

by GimpChimp
6-15-02
Jesus, Jesus! I came to help you!
Right. Great. Obviously, I've just been hanging here nailed to a motherfucking cross thinking, if only a little ginger-pubed girl just like you were here....
...being crucified instead of me.
Well, with an attitude like that, you can forget about me scratching your balls, Mister.
Fuck.