Santa's brother Jerry

Author: Goat_Byte_Comics

Date: July 16, 2003

HO HO HO! Hello there little girl. My, aren't you just as cute as a button. What would you like for Santa to bring you on Christmas.
Well Santa...i would really love to have a golden necklace to give to my mommy because i love her.
Wait, hold on slut. What the FUCK did you just say. GOLDEN...golden? Do you think Santa is rich. Do my reindeer shit out money, i do not fucking think so. Try again, bitch.
AAAHH i...am...i am telling mommy!
HAHAHA! YOUR MOMMY IS DEAD HAHAHAHAHA AND IT WAS EXTRODINARY! oh...um...HO HO HO! Hello there, do you want your mommy to die...well if you do, then ask me for a FUCKING GOLD NECKLACE.
I really just wanted a Malibu Barbie doll...but since my mommy grounded me yesterday...Could i have a necklace made of gold, Santa.