Fatherly Advice Part 2

Author: Goat_Byte_Comics

Date: July 19, 2003

O.K., you little prick of a son, it is about time i teach you that your father will always be superior to the offspring. ARM WRESTLE, BITCH...READY...GO! HAHAH...oh shit...what the fu...SHIT!
O.K, that was purely a fluke. But how many times have you had sex, son...see, that's what I thou...HOW MANY TIMES!?! JESUS CHRIST! HA HA! Won't happen again, so...
...whip it out , son. 'Cause if there is one thing that a father will have over the son...it is cock sizes. There was an old saying tha...AAAAAAHHHH! HOW LONG AGO DID THIS HAPPEN?