3 wishes

Author: Goat_Byte_Comics

Date: July 29, 2003

If I had a genie that granted me 3 wishes, they would be for my feet to instantly turn in to roller blades at will...
Hmm...that could happen.
...and I can shoot spirt blasts out of my hands like Dragonball Z....
Yeah, maybe.
...and I wish that your grandpa would quit trying to stick his cane in my ass while saying, "Hey nigger, drop those drawers and show me your tar-colored testicles."
WHAT!?! He was in World War II, cut him some slack, jerkoff.