A Phone Call From Jesus!

Author: GodsBestFriend

Date: February 1, 2003

by GodsBestFriend
2-01-03
Jesus seeks advice from the man upstairs
Hey Dad?
Yes my son?
I need some help, I promised my friends I'd bring some booze to the party tonight, but forgot the water to wine trick.
Why not come and party with your old man? We can play spin the bottle, hide and go seek, and tell ghost stories.
Truth is revealed!
Dad, I hate to say this...but you don't know how to throw a good party. You can't even get chicks!
Yes I can! I met your mother by playing spin the bottle