Jesus and Sylvia Pt. 1

Author: GodsBestFriend

Date: February 3, 2003

by GodsBestFriend
2-03-03
Oh man, :-( I'm never going to find a woman in this world. No one would date a know it all like myself!
You're right, no one would date some trash like yourself.
Sigh, I will never experience true love, I'll wind up a feeble old hag masturbating to Goats weekly, like my father.
I EAT WAFFLES!!!!!
There's no woman who would be my girlfriend, not for my looks, charm, or my money!
Money? My name's Sylvia.