The New Adventures of CHRIST: Ep 1.0

Author: GodsBestFriend

Date: February 8, 2003

by GodsBestFriend
2-08-03
AGH GOD!!!!
Yes?
Why can't anyone get this damned crucifix off of me??
Because it is damned, you see only one of Satan's sentries can get if off you
Jesus Christ, is such a bitch
Well where the HELL, no pun intended, can I find one of those guys???
Bitch bitch bitch, that's all you do. You can find one on the other end of town, his names Williamson