The New Adventures of CHRIST: Ep 2.0

Author: GodsBestFriend

Date: February 9, 2003

by GodsBestFriend
2-09-03
Jesus, estatic with his new look helps others
I, Jesus, shall stop whining about my problems and do what I do best, HEAL PEOPLE!
Mister Jesus, can you help me get my bra off, it's painfully tight!
Jesus fixes the bunny's problem and continues his day
OH JESUS! Can you help me? We're plummetting towards our death and we'll never live!
Oh well, this is easy to do! Just pray to my dad and everything will be okay!
Sure enough, Jesus saved the plane!
Somebody help me out of this trash can!
Sorry dude, I'm no miracle worker!...hey, you're JAKE THE MORON, from Jake the Moron comics! Let me try to