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by Gsus
2-27-03
Somewhere in the world
Wow, I just stumbled on stripcreator. Wicked! Now I can make online comics for everyone to see!
Imagine the possibilities! I could enlighten everyone in the world!
Must... resist... urge... to... murder... and... horribly... maim... KILL... KILL...
Look! What a funny dog!

 

by Gsus
2-27-03
Back in the batcave! (sort of)
What to write? How can I inspire the masses? Questions, questions. If only I had answers...
What are you doing?
I'm trying to write something on the internet. Something to reflect the inner turmoil of my soul.
Why don't you just use the internet to look for porn?
I'll pretend you didn't say that. I'll erase you from my existence...
I think I'll go now...

 

by Gsus
2-27-03
Wandering the streets...
I have to get some inspiration...
You could try writing about you daily trials and tribulations. Works if I'm in a jam.
WHAT!! I'll ask if I want your advice. By the way, how the hell did you know what I was thinking?
Do not question the ways of the author...

 

by Gsus
2-27-03
Still wandering...
What are you saying? We are just virtual beings being controlled by an invisible outside force?
And why do you look like an East European knock-off of a popular platforming hero?
Just shut up. I'm leaving.
Do not question the author...

 

by Gsus
2-27-03
Still walking...
Why are you following me?
I just want you to acknowledge the fact that we are all controlled by an outside force, whether we like it or not.
Can't you read this sign I'm carrying?
The only reason you are carrying that sign is because our Author couldn't find another picture where you look pissed off.
Just shut up! Or else...
Do not question the ways of the Author...

 

by Gsus
2-27-03
Getting desperate...
Right! That's it!!! I'm gonna blow!!! And I'm taking you with me!!!
Just try it. The Author won't allow it.
Damn you. Damn cartoon physics. Damn.
Hate to say I told you so.

 

by Gsus
2-27-03
Back home...
Could you believe it? Some guy said that we all being controlled by this so-called Author. Dammit! What about free will? We are not puppets!!
Excuse me... Just remembered an important appointment.
Just go and let me be.
Ok. Thanks.
Somewhere underground...
I hate to say this, but Number 243 is becoming self aware. What should we do?
Don't worry. It has been taken care of...

 

by Gsus
2-28-03
A few hours later...
It's done, Master. Just like you said.
Wait a minute... I told you to erase his memory...
Erase, kill. Erase, kill. What's the difference?
One, no paperwork. Two, no suspicions. And oh yeah, that whole "killing is bad yadah, yadah" routine.
So?
I'm surrounded by idiots...

 

by Gsus
2-28-03
Besides, you killed off the main character! How the hell am I going to dominate the world now?
Let me kill everyone?
...
You and me need to talk. And go get changed. Your bloodsoaked clothes are stinking up the place.

 

by Gsus
2-28-03
So how are your plans for world domination going?
You won't believe what I have to go through...
I'm surrounded by idiots, need to revive my protagonist, get the smell of death out of my lair AND watch "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".
Buffy's hot.
Yeah.

 

by Gsus
2-28-03
Connecting to DNA bank, loading profile, hacking into secret military satellite, uploading information...
Somewhere in the world...
"Dammit!!! I hate Windows..."
What are YOU looking at?
What are YOU looking at?

 

by Gsus
2-28-03
Wow! This is great! Now we have double the power to take over the world!!!
Imagine the possibilities! Our combined minds will overpower everyone! And the chicks!!!
Ah!!!!!
!!!
"Sorry, but there's something like the plot we've gotta think of. And that whole quantum physics blahblah and conservation-of-matter thing."
I hate you. Stupid Author...

 

by Gsus
2-28-03
Since you've just scarred me emotionally, by burning my exact duplicate to ashes, how about getting me back home?
"Ok. Hang on."
Houston, we have a problem...
Take him to our leader.

 

by Gsus
2-28-03
In a galaxy far, far away...
I am the leader. State your name and purpose.
What? you look the same like the last alien I saw.
Just because we look alike doesn't mean there are no differences between us.
Neither does it mean we can't hurt you in ways too elaborate and gruesome to detail here. Now state your name and purpose. Now. Or else...
I'm SO screwed... Thank you again, Author...

 

by Gsus
2-28-03
In outer space. Somewhere between here and Andromeda...
So you're basically an online avatar of a seemingly malevolent and all mighty being, being tossed around by his whims and follies?
That's about right...
So... Want some refreshments?
I thought that you were gonna torture me in ways too elaborate and gruesome to mention?
Sure. But just because we can inflict horrendous pain and suffering doesn't mean that we can't be good hosts.
Once again, I'm SO screwed...

 

by Gsus
2-28-03
"Will our hero escape his devious doom?"
Hello! How are you? I will be the one who will torture you in ways too elaborate and gruesome to mention!
You're polite for someone who is gonna torture me. Oh well, just get it over with.
Why the rush? Just because you're gonna get killed and I'm the one doing the killing, doesn't mean we have to be hasty.
Well, since I've already gone through death, resurrection, trauma and death threats, why not release me from this suffering?
"Oh quite whining, I'll save you this time. Again."
What the---?
No! No more!

 

by Gsus
3-02-03
Somewhere in geostationary orbit...
Where the hell am I now?
Look around. Do I have to spell it out for you?
Wow! A spaceship huh? And who or what are you? A robot?
You've got a really quick mind, haven't you?
Quit knocking me off, you paranoid android...
Stupid humans. See one depressed android and they think they've seen everything.

 

by Gsus
3-02-03
So... Where's the rest of the crew? Exploring? Trying to maintain order in the universe? Out for lunch?
They're dead.
STOP STARING AT ME!!!
Great. I'm stuck with a homocidal robot, on a spaceship, lightyears from home...
EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!!

 

by Gsus
3-02-03
So what's this ship mission? What is its purpose?
Mission? Purpose?
You know. What did the crew do, before they died?
Uh. I don't remember anything about a "mission". I just remember them having fun with a ship that's capable of destroying planets, stars and galaxies.
I smell oportunities. Hmm...
Nope, that's just the corpses of the crew.

 

by Gsus
3-02-03
Meanwhile, back on Earth...
So where is he? I thought you were bringing him back.
Well, technically, I did bring him back...
It was just that the fabric of time and space are a little bit difficult to navigate... Got my coordinates mixed up...
So he's lost somewhere in the universe?
Dammit Jim, I'm a virtual being hell bent on world domination, not a trekkie!!!

 

by Gsus
3-05-03
Tension mounts on the bridge...
So, how does this spaceship work? Where are the controls?
Where did you get the nerve to ask that question?
Well, since I'm the only living being on this ship...
Oh, mister I'm-made-of-flesh thinks he can just barge in here and take control of this place? Well I've got feelings too, you know.
Fine, I'll find out for myself...
Fine, I'm gonna dump the corpses the other fleshies I may or may not have killed...

 

by Gsus
3-05-03
Well, I found a terminal. Now, let's see... What does this button do?
What-the...?
Which button did you press? Which one?
Something wrong?
No. I was just dragging a corpse, when suddenly a 10.000 pound anvil fell on top of it. That was cool! Do it again!

 

by Gsus
3-05-03
Hey! Are you a chink?
...
AAAAAHHHHH!
To be continued...
AAAAAHHHH!

 

by Gsus
3-05-03
Here we go again...
AAAAHHHH!!!
Finally, no more pain...
Rewind to Interlude 1, panel 2, and play. Wash, rinse, repeat...
NOOOOOO!!!!
I might look cute, but I am the master of infinite torture...

 

by Gsus
3-06-03
Sorry, about my endless torture...
Sorry, about my bad jokes...
Let's make up.
Let's!
Rated AO, not suitable for minor viewers...
Ohhh...
Ahhh...

 

by Gsus
3-09-03
Still in a galaxy far, far away...
Well, I know what that one does. Now what does this button do?
What was that sound?
DANGER, Will Robinson, DANGER! Our warp core is going critical! The Hangons have declared war! Jamai has won Idols!
Meanwhile...
WAH!!! Jim lost!
Hehehe...

 

by Gsus
4-04-03
Beer, beer, beer, alcohol, beer, whiskey etc.
Beer, beer, beer, alcohol, beer, whiskey etc.
Beer, beer, beer, alcohol, beer, whiskey etc.
Beer, beer, beer, alcohol, beer, whiskey etc.
My typical conversations with my friends... Maybe I should find some new ones...
You don't have to tell me. Want another drink?

 

by Gsus
4-07-03
Back on the unknown spaceship...
What do we do about our inevitable destruction? I'm open for suggestions...
Well, we could use... THE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE!!!
Won't we get into trouble if we use... THE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE?
The chances of trouble are highly improbable, considering the few people that come here and read the comic...
I'm the lawyer of the Adams estate and I've come to notify you of a court order.
I hate you, Author...

 

by Gsus
4-08-03
And if we use the TRANSPORTER?
Nope. The Roddenberry estate will have your head then.
Then how the hell should we get off this soon-to-be-destroyed ship?
Beats me. As long it doesn't infringe on any properties in the SciFi genre.
"Byebye, baby, baby, goodbye"- Bay City Rollers
I hate the mass media. They've robbed me of creative thoughts.
Sure, kid. I'm gonna leave this place before it starts disintegrating into nothingness.

 

by Gsus
4-08-03
I'm bored. Can I kill someone?
Sure. Just gimme a moment.
ZAP!
Now where my spaceship? I docked it here somewhere.
See ya, sucker!
I love this job.
Happy? Now leave. I've got things to do.

 

by Gsus
4-10-03
Oh, look! Someone docked here and their spaceship is still here!
Great, now we have a legitimate and original way of escaping our impending doom.
It's a different ship, trust me
Do you know how to fly this thing? And what with all the blood splattered here?
I may be a homicidal android, but I do know a thing a bit piloting. And I've learned never to question bloodsplatters if one knows what's good for you.
Right, that's the last time I let you pilot something. Well, at least we're on Earth.
I said PILOTING, not LANDING. And never turn your back towards me. If you know what's good for you.

 

by Gsus
4-24-03
Meanwhile, IRL...
It's great weather outside, why don't we get out and enjoy the sun?
Ehm... yeah. Sure. Why not? Beats being stuck inside, sitting behind my computer.
It must have been ages since I actually went outside. I wonder what has changed, how the fashion is. I want to see children playing in the schoolyard, women in revealing clothing...
Well, come on step outside then!
After years of being inside, he spontaneously combusted when he was exposed to the sun... Big surprise huh?
AAAIIIEEE!!!
Oh my God, what is happening?!

 

by Gsus
4-27-03
Hi! Could we hitchhike with you?
Sure. But what is your shiny friend doing to my car?
Introducing new species to a new environment is BAD!
RGIHT! That's the last time I bring a robot to earth!
Metal with a little gasolin sauce... Yummy!

 

by Gsus
6-24-03
Well, we might as well start walking. Thanks alot for eating the only mode of tranportation, TinCan.
Hey, I'm a living being too , you know. I have feelings too.
Just because you take life, doesn't mean you're alive.
And procreating does make you a living being? Do you have proof that you had some "action"?
I need sex.
I need to kill something.

 

by Gsus
6-25-03
A little further down the road...
Awww... Look a bunny.
What's up, doc?
WHAT THE!!??
You just had to do that, didn't you?
So? I got to kill something, you have something to eat. Quit bitching.

 

by Gsus
6-25-03
Somewhere in the Universe.
Initiating product control... Q: What's your name and purpose?
To serve man and to star in Terminator.
Initiating product control... Q: What's your name and purpose?
To serve man and star in Terminator 2.
Initiating product control... Q: What's your name and purpose?
To serve man... on a silver platter with a nice mint sauce and radish garnishing.

 

by Gsus
6-25-03
Let's try this again. What's your name and purpose?
TH 9764 and my purpose is to kill people.
Let's try something else. What's the average airspeed of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African or an European swallow?
Does not compute, does not compute!!!
I'm free, free, FREE!!!

 

by Gsus
6-25-03
Are you sure we're heading the right way.
Sure, just follow me.
30 minutes later...
Are you sure we're heading the right way.
Sure, just follow me.
Somewhere, deep, deep underground...
RIGHT!!! If had enough of this mucking about!
You called?

 

by Gsus
6-25-03
NO!!! Get away! I don't need you... yet.
*sob* Ok...
Time to do some universal restructuring...
"BWAHAHAHAHA!"
Where are we?!
NO!!! Not a bedroom! What kind of sick man are you?! I am NOT THAT kind of robot!

 

by Gsus
6-25-03
Welcome a fresh new show! "My roommate is a Robot!"
Did you fuck the phone again?!
Side splitting humor!
What do us robots call welding?
No, don't tell me: sex.
Laugh as two worlds collide!!!
I am not eating nuts and bolts again!!!
Eating enough iron should be the priority of every sane being.

 

by Gsus
6-26-03
I swear, that new roommate the Author hooked me up with is terrible.
What do you mean?
The guy's a robot. I have no problems with robots, but this one has a nasty household appliance fetish and only eats metal, which is the only thing he can cook. It's torture!
Hmm... I see how that could be eternal hell...
Later...
Thanks for letting me know that my work goes appreciated. Makes life worth living.

 

by Gsus
6-26-03
So you don't feel any remorse for the things you did?
Nope.
You don't feel sorry for your victims as you change the fabric of time and space to torment them?
Zilcho, nada, niente.
Have you ever felt emotions?
Some people call it "being horny", I just call my "special kind of love".

 

by Gsus
6-26-03
And since when did you have moral objections to my actions?
Uh, never had them.... Hehehe...he *nervous laughter*
You didn't object when I hooked you up with that super model.
That was different. i'm just feel...
FEEL?! If you start telling me that you cried when Bambi's mother died, then you're SO fired.
Oh god, not the trauma...

 

by Gsus
7-07-03
Did you hear about that plague infected monkey? It decimated two cities already...
Yeah, and those gun toting kangaroos. What is this world coming to? I'm glad we're safe here.
What the?
Tell me more about these harbingers of destruction. And prepare to die...
AAAAIIIEEEE!!!!

 

by Gsus
7-07-03
Did you read the latest FBI briefing? Someone is randomly killing people.
As if we don't have enough worries already...
I need a true battle... Where are you, my worthy opponent?

 

by Gsus
7-07-03
Death, destruction...
What's the purpose of it all? Why do I fight?
Hold it right there, kid.
Hmmm... Interesting.

 

by Gsus
7-07-03
I come to do battle with you!!!
Why?
Dunno.
No quest to become the strongest? Protecting your loved ones? Rule the universe?
Nah. Just a whore to violence. And I like the icky feel of blood.
Euhm... Sounds like a good enough reason. Let's fight!!!

 

by Gsus
7-07-03
Round 1...
Fight!!!
What the?
Sucker!
You were fragged by |<4ng4r00
This isn't a First Person Shooter! You're so dead when I respawn...
The GUN is mightier than the sword.

 

by Gsus
7-07-03
Round 2...
Fight!!!
Kyaaa!!!
Raaaahh!!!
Level 3 Cherry Blossom Special!
Ph34r my swordskill...

 

by Gsus
7-07-03
Final Round...
I've gotta give it all I've got! I have to win!
He's good... I thought no one could beat my marksmanship...
Fight!!!
Here I come!!! Gimme your best shot!
You'll never beat me!!! I'd rather die!!!

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