Close encounters of the painful kind...

Author: Gsus

Date: February 28, 2003

by Gsus
2-28-03
In a galaxy far, far away...
I am the leader. State your name and purpose.
What? you look the same like the last alien I saw.
Just because we look alike doesn't mean there are no differences between us.
Neither does it mean we can't hurt you in ways too elaborate and gruesome to detail here. Now state your name and purpose. Now. Or else...
I'm SO screwed... Thank you again, Author...