Cosmic cliffhanger

Author: Gsus

Date: February 28, 2003

by Gsus
2-28-03
"Will our hero escape his devious doom?"
Hello! How are you? I will be the one who will torture you in ways too elaborate and gruesome to mention!
You're polite for someone who is gonna torture me. Oh well, just get it over with.
Why the rush? Just because you're gonna get killed and I'm the one doing the killing, doesn't mean we have to be hasty.
Well, since I've already gone through death, resurrection, trauma and death threats, why not release me from this suffering?
"Oh quite whining, I'll save you this time. Again."
What the---?
No! No more!