The way it really happened

Author: Gwar01

Date: January 10, 2002

by Gwar01
1-10-02
I'm Kurt Cobain. Have you ever heard of my band Nirvana?
Yes, I am Courtney Love, and I am your wife. You are a good band together with your friends.
Wow, I must have gotten really drunk and married that ugly, doped up whore.
Feel my hair. I spilled some beer in it a few days ago and it's still kinda sticky.
Fuck Nirvana. My wife is ugly, so I will kill myself.
That's the spirit. I will help you kill yourself after I drink this booze.