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| Hello squirrel. I am a robot so I do not have any feelings or hungers. I do not hate you, and I will not try to kill you. | |
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| I like nuts. Where are all of the acorns I saw last year? | |
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| I was programmed to do menial tasks, like moving logs and bricks. I have no reason to kill squirrels. | |
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| Oh yeah, I remember where the acorns are now. My friends and I stored them in our tree and ate them to survive. | |
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| Just kidding. Now that I am out of my robot costume, I can tell you that I am a weird pervert who gets off on screwing little squirrels and killing them afterwards. | |
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| I think I will have to look somewhere else for nuts today. Maybe I can find some under a leaf. | |
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