There's no place like home!

Author: Gwar01

Date: January 10, 2002

by Gwar01
1-10-02
I'm Clippy, the clip-happy paper clip who loves just bein' a paper clip!
And I'm Beelzebub, a minion of hell sent here to earth to wash over it with the blood of all it's sinners.
Rent is $350 a month, split down the middle. We take turns on utilities and I have a bathroom schedule posted on the refrigerator.
...Okay, deal...
My new room mate is such a tool. I knew it was a bad idea to leave hell.
Hey, I thought you said you was gonna do business with me, not tell me yo life story. Now do you wanna get laid or not, turkey!?