Send in the clowns!

Author: Gwar01

Date: January 10, 2002

by Gwar01
1-10-02
How could you do this to me, Francis? I raised you from a little puppy and I even taught you that ridiculous ball trick you're doing!
Times have changed, old man. Regular clowns just ain't good enough in the new world.
So this is how it's going to be, eh? Just casted aside like so much trash, is that what it comes down to?
Quit yer whinin', old man. It's splitsville for you, Trixie. Take a hike.
I bet this is because I videotaped myself cutting your balls off, putting them in a blender and making you drink them, then making you watch the tape over and over.
Actually it's just in my contract.