Domestic Turmoil

Author: Gwar01

Date: January 10, 2002

by Gwar01
1-10-02
Hey man, I dropped a contact lens. Could you be a pal and get it for me?
Well, well, well. Look who came crawling back. I thought you said you didn't need me anymore.
I don't, I just can't see without my contact lens.
If that's all you want, then how come you're sucking my penis?
Ohhh, that's your penis? I thought it was...uh...a flower. Yeah, I thought it was a flower, because that's what bees like, right?
Nice try. I'll put your name back on the lease and get your ring back from the pawn shop. Oh yeah, and I'll rescue the children from the Cubans.