Apocalyptic Struggle

Author: Gwar01

Date: January 10, 2002

by Gwar01
1-10-02
Psst...hey, Satan. I got a deal for you. You can have my soul if you get me off of this cross.
Your soul and a life of eternal damnation in exchange for being the savior to the people on earth? Are you sure about this?
Yeah, just get me off of this fucking cross already. God damn it, this isn't what I expected to happen. Can't I just win a baseball game like other heroes?
Actually, I have a better idea. I think I'll just burn you so you can't rise again and foil all of my plans.
Won't you get in more trouble now that you've killed me for good?
No, because God hates faggots. Plus he needs a son, and now that you're out of the picture, he'll be looking to adopt.