Addictions

Author: Gwar01

Date: January 10, 2002

by Gwar01
1-10-02
Hey good-lookin', whatcha got cookin'?
Listen buddy, I don't have time for sweet talk. My period starts in 25 minutes, so if you want some action, you better shut up and get to it.
You looked all puckered out. Can I get you a kiss?
Hey cassanova, time's a wastin'. I got two little Asian kids over there willing to drop $50 on me. What's it gonna be?
I'm sorry, my pick up lines have never worked before, so I'm not sure what to do now. Well, see ya later. Take it easy.
I lied about the Asian boys. How about you just give me $20 and I'll light a cigarette and smoke it with my clit?