FDA Regulations

Author: Gwar01

Date: January 11, 2002

by Gwar01
1-11-02
Hey guy, gimme a box of your finest condoms today.
Hey, there's no smoking in here. Finish it outside, buddy.
I can't help it, pal. I'm a walking talking cigarette, it's what I do.
Then you'll have to have someone else buy those condoms for you. There's absolutely no smoking allowed.
Whatever, prick. You're just mad because I'm the cause of your divorce. Hell, cigarettes gotta get laid to. I'll just be screwing your ex-wife without protection now.
He's so right. *sniffle*