Hobocop Returns!

Author: Gwar01

Date: January 11, 2002

by Gwar01
1-11-02
Hi, it's me, Hobocop again! I just thought I'd patrol the streets now and make them safe for the bums who have to live on them.
Hello Hobocop, I am your arch enemy. My name is Master Sadist, and I love torturing the homeless!
Oh no, we can't have that! Prepared to be vanquished, fiend!
Oh no, his horrible bum breath is melting my flesh!
I found a turd on the corner so I ate it. We bums gotta eat even when the kitchens are closed, ya know.
Which corner was it? I just took a crap on 15th and Broadway.