Man, that squirrel-dude is HOT.

Author: Haights

Date: June 26, 2001

by Haights
6-26-01
Hey, look over there, it's a squirrel! I wish I were a squirrel.
Wha...? Why the hell would you want to be a squirrel?
I dunno. The fur, I guess. Just imagine...a perpetual fur coat...I've always wanted one.
Anti-fur-slaughter activists aside, wouldn't you think it'd get a mite warm in the summer? They can't take those things off, you know.
Well, they *must* have some sort of central cooling mechanism thingie somewhere in there....
...for the love of god, give me an air conditioner...