"Unlucky Stiffs": Birds Of a Feather Mutate Together

Author: Haights

Date: August 13, 2001

by Haights
8-13-01
Finally, Ashleigh! The Giant Tub O' Discount Embalmer has arrived!
Are you sure that using cheap embalmer is a good idea?
Erin, you look weird. You look and sound *just* like that celebrity...uh, Kithoolie? Choo-loo...?
And I know you've been depressed lately, but you're looking bluer lately than usual...I just hope someone figures out how we got this way and how to get us back before --
We interrupt "Unlucky Stiffs" for this late breaking Channel 3 News.
I like peanut butter.
I like chocolate.