The White Stripes#9

Author: Halvgud

Date: June 18, 2004

by Halvgud
6-18-04
Pooe Death is depjessed, nowody seems do dake him sejiously... So he searches for Satan, an old pal, for comfort and a cuddle.
There, there. Now what is the matter? Tell uncle Satan all about it now, remember: Even 18-year old big boys cry when circumcised and bathing the pecker in a soda-natrium solution.
*bouhouhou* Nobody fears me anymore!
What? Did you use your "old lady" routine?
I tried... but he used a rubber and... I couldn't do it! *WHAAAAAA!!!* *cries like a sissy*
Now, obviously you didn't mistake the rubberpun i just made, now did you?
A rubber? Unheard of! Unless.. Was it J. Constantine?
uh, no? No. It wasn't him at all....i think. Um.. *blush*