Baldurion does not score today

Author: Hanbidge

Date: December 21, 2002

by Hanbidge
12-21-02
...eventually, Baldurion finds the right castle...
PRINCESS! WHERE ARE YOU? ...fucking bitch, if I wasn't so damn horny...
Over here, brave ranger!
...the fuck?
Ravish me!
...you lied to me. Prepare to be cornholed BY A FUCKING BASTARD SWORD!