Why having a teenager as the new Batman was a bad idea

Author: Hanbidge

Date: January 2, 2003

by Hanbidge
1-02-03
Bruce Wayne has retired, and has taken on Terry McGuiness as the new Batman......
Terry! Get your ass out here!
What?
There's been a bank robbery. You need to take the Bat-Mobile and...
...fuck that. I'm up to Gold Saucer, and I wanna see if I can get Cloud to go on a date with Yuffie
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but suit up!
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! I HATE YOU AND I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!