I can't think of a fucking title. Eat me.

Author: Hanbidge

Date: January 21, 2003

I can't think of a fucking title. Eat me. by Hanbidge 1-21-03
Ho ho. If i pretend to be asleep, my girlfriend will wake me up with a handjob...	Get the fuck out of bed, your bloody breakfast's on the table!	I could have made a joke about him wanking now, but that'd be crude... Bollocks, I guess this huge vibrator shoved up my backside will have to suffice.