Oliver Meets Tyler

Author: Hanbidge

Date: January 24, 2003

by Hanbidge
1-24-03
So what is there to do if you're not real?
...well, seeing as I'm played by Brad Pitt, a lot of girls fantasise about me.
Sweet!
Not really. They tend to have self-confidence issues, due to the fact that they cannot find a real man.
Also they're ugly.