Santa Claus Conquers The Martians 2

Author: Hanbidge

Date: January 25, 2003

by Hanbidge
1-25-03
Right then, I'm off to Mars, to conquer the Martians!
But why? They let you go once Voldur was defeated. And Droppo is acting as the Martian Santa Claus.
I know.
I should be more specific: I'm going to anally conquer their women and children.