The Amazing Adventures of Some Guy!

Author: Hanbidge

Date: January 23, 2002

by Hanbidge
1-23-02
Behold! The Amazing Captain Short Attention Span!
Whoosh!
Look! An amazing flying man!
Captain Short Attention Span has been summoned by George Dubyah Bush!
Captain Short Attention Span, we need you to Blah D De Blah BLAH
...
By depending on Captain Short Attention Span to deal with the world's excess nuclear armament, he doomed the world...
Do you understand?
NO!