Superherp: Deep Space Nine #17

Author: HappyNoodleBoy

Date: October 28, 2003

by HappyNoodleBoy
10-28-03
oh no! have you heard? aliens are supposed to land on earth today!
you have nothing to fear, citizen of america. according to my calculations, the aliens will land about 30,000 miles away from here. don't worry about it.
take me to your leader or die a horrible and painful death.
you suck, dude.
let me double check my math. even my AMAZING superhero intellect can fail sometimes!