I'm New Here... Can You Show Me The Exit?

Author: Hatrix

Date: October 4, 2006

by Hatrix
10-04-06
Based on a true story...
Uh... the boss said I need to pick my paycheck up from you until I'm added to the payroll system.
I don't handle the pay dear. I'm leaving for the day now anyway.
After the long weekend...
Hi. Um I checked with the boss and he said you should definately have my pay. Could you just check and see if maybe...
Oh I'm pretty sure I don't have it. If I did I probably sent it to your office for you.
Much later. . .
What are you doing digging around in my desk?! I'm reporting this to the boss AND hr! You can't treat me like this!
If I treated you like my paycheck you'd be on the bottom of a locked desk drawer.