Are You Sure It's Yours?

Author: Hatrix

Date: October 16, 2006

by Hatrix
10-16-06
Hey long time no seeee.... uh... Lara? Lisa? Uh.. whatever.
Yeah. Hi. I called you because I have something important to tell you.
Uh-huh.
Yes. I wasn't sure how to explain this so I guess I'll just go ahead and tell you....
Strike One.
...I'm pregnant.
Vasectomy. 1996.