Overheard In The Department Store

Author: Hatrix

Date: October 16, 2006

by Hatrix
10-16-06
Excuse me ma'am. Your four year old just broke a large, expensive item in the china dept.
Oh my poor baby! Is she ok?
Well yes, but perhaps this could have been avoided if you had been watching her. Now, how did you want to pay for that?
Pay? PAY?! Are you SERIOUS?
Uh....
Your defective merchandise practically KILLS my child and YOU expect ME to PAY for it? You'll be hearing from my LAWYER lady!